so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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