Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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