wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i've created a new STD.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
