After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just invented taco cereal.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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