stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
