Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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