I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
is wine microwaveable?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
