Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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