singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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