check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
