You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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