I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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