Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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