she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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