I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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