Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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