My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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