It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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