I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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