does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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