Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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