whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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