didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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