i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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