yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
did you just send me my own nude
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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