Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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