everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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