well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he fucked my hip out of place.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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