AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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