don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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