redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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