She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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