did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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