I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
this will be a night to untag.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
did i walk over a car last night?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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