Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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