do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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