im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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