think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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