if you like me you must not know who I am
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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