are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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