i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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