its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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