Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
