dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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