I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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