There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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