batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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