You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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