I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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