That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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