Yo dont text me then not text me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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