He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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